PTSD ladies. ;) lol
Fuck yeah, America!
I took the lift up to the roof, and when the doors opened I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was like Caligula up there: dozens of the most amazing-looking chicks you could ever imagine, all stark naked, and blowjobs and threesomes going on left, right, and centre. I lit up a joint, sat down on a recliner between two lesbian chicks, and began to sing ‘God Bless America’. - Ozzy Osbourne.
South Park... Kill yourself.
J&D Saleslman (Television Jewelry Salesman): These aren't your average ear rings! They are 18 Karrot Gold, and we will sell them for 2,800! That's a steal! Do we have a caller on the line. Caller are you going to buy this?
Old Lady: What are you waiting for? Kill yourself.
J&D Salesman: Oh! Looks like we have another comedian. Ever since that little kid called up, and now everybody wants to tell me to kill myself.
Old Lady: He was right... Do it.
J&D Salesman: Alright people this is a 1-800 number! Every time you call, and tell me to kill myself, it costs us 2.36 cents! Now how about a caller that wants to buy jewelry? Yes! Caller?
Old Man: You're to scared aren't cha? You don't have the balls.
J&D Salesman: Now I'm not scared to do it.
Old Man: No... no... You're scared.. You got lady balls. *hangs up*
J&D Salesman: *Sniffle*
Old Lady: Hello? I'm calling about the Peridot Earrings.
J&D Salesman: Yes! Ma'am!
Old Lady: They'd look good on your dead body. Why don't you kill yourself?
J&D Salesman: Alright! That's it! That, there the straw... that broke the camel's back. I got a gun right here, what chu think about that?
Old Lady: Put it against your temple and pull the trigger.
J&D Salesman: *Shoots self.*
Dear god, that had to be one of the greatest endings to South Park I have seen in a long ass time!
Love, God.
